My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis

A very very very very small penis

Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.

by GuyMontagFourFiveOne October 24, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

i really don't know

something you say when you really do not know something

(typing random things on the urban dictionary)
Me: What should I type next?
Zesty Boy: I really don't know.

by i am not bree September 30, 2023

No, REALLY?

A sarcastic way to say, "it's extremely obvious" to someone.

Bob: Wait, wait, GUYS, TH- THERE'S A TREE! IN A FOREST!
Glory: NO, REALLY? A TREE? IN A FOREST? Amazing.

Penelope: Humans are MAMMALS, not REPTILES!!!
Sahanna: No, REALLY? I THOUGHT THEY WERE ROCKS THAT MOVE!

by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022

How off can a lime really be

“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad

"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"

by TC&YAS May 10, 2022

really havin

im really havin bitch

broke nigga - u broke asf

ah real nigga - niggas know im really havin

by really havin December 6, 2024