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by Lanky Kong! December 11, 2017
Steve: I just bought bought some weed.
Johnny: Don't flake again tonight.
Steve: Why?
Johnny: My mom is going to be home.
Steve: Ok I wont over do it.
Johnny: Don't flake again tonight.
Steve: Why?
Johnny: My mom is going to be home.
Steve: Ok I wont over do it.
by Pimp Gang June 03, 2019
They are being thunder flakes discriminating against that group
by Thinking yeti March 27, 2021
The act of not wiping after you defecate to let your shit crust up inside of your ass, you will then proceed to squat over your partner (clothes off) and vigorously scratch your asscrack and let all of the shit flaked rain into their mouth.
by _n_i_c_k_ May 08, 2024
by Dr. HuffNpuff Master Alchemist February 05, 2019
by Mrfortune123 November 21, 2019
After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.
by Pescitor November 10, 2018