fap dancing

A "classy" term for jerking off.

Rowen: "Cya guys, I gotta go back to my room and go fap dancing."
Michael: "You slut."

by Rowen Tych April 16, 2005

Fapped out

When a man has masturbated all day to a point where their genitals hurt and they can't busy anymore nuts.

"I was fapped out by the time I busted my 9th nut."

by James DeLarge May 14, 2014

Fap-and-nap

Fap: the computer slang for the sound of a male masturbating
Nap: siesta, or small slumber usually occurs after time of great and strenuous activity...like masturbating.

When you add these two terms together, fap..and..nap, you get the term Fap-and-nap.

It is widely known that after intercourse the male component quickly goes to sleep after ejaculating all over his female lover. Therefore earning the name, "Fap-and-nap."

by rangerrunner11 January 8, 2011

Fap patrol

(n) To burst in to anothers room, unannounced, and yell outloud such lines as "FAP PATROL", or "PUT YO' DICK AWAY". When successful, and awkward situation occurs.

My buddy busted into my room and fap patrol'd me successfully, we did not talk for an hour.

by WARBARLARBL September 26, 2009

FAP

acronym for Fat As Possible. sweating is often a side-effect of being FAB.

"Dude, i'm sweating, and its making me feel fat and uncomfortable!"

"Cuz we're FAP."

by bigriles71 October 18, 2008

fap it out

To masturbate when a man gets a boner, but he wasn't particularaly looking to get a boner. So, he must masturbate, or fap, in order to avoid the dreaded blue balls.

I was just watching TV, minding my own business, when I stumbled across a movie set on a beach with a gorgeous blonde, 36-24-36, jogging around in a too-small bikini with her nipples poking out, tits shaking like water balloons. Naturally, I popped a boner. But, since I'm single, there was no one home to satisfy me. Angrily, I said to myself, "I guess I'll have to fap it out. I'm really not in the mood for blue balls tonight."

by The Master of Disguise. March 21, 2011

Crap Fap

Alternate slang for the act of masturbation or "fapping" but using diarrhea as lubricant.

Jack N. Off: "Masturbating is getting too expensive these days. I can't afford KY."
Ijer Kit: "Start crap fapping. Diarrhea is free, isn't it?"

by Ching Mang Wong February 16, 2009