eveready

Always ready for sex. A woman who is always lubricated or a man who is always erect. Can also be said of an animal.

"eveready" is usually considered a compliment, describing someone who is horny, but not necessarily slutty. Sometimes used with a bit of anxiety by someone who can't keep up with a partner's level of sexual desire.

"My new girlfriend is great. She's eveready. I started banging her while she was asleep and she was already wet."

"Have you seen how he always has a bulge in his pants?" "Yeah, he's eveready."

"Wow. Look at your dog's...uh...thing." "Oh yeah, he's eveready."

by Mr.Toast September 18, 2008

Emerald Ass Borer

Having sex under a dead ash tree in Detroit. The trees are in abundance and were killed because of the Emerald Ash Borer.

That guy is an Emerald Ass Borer, he likes to do it in the car under that dead ass tree in Detroit.

by Matt from MA June 26, 2008

Emerald Heights

Best place in all of Redmond, WA to work, even if it's a retirement home, with good pay and most convenient hours. After you work there, you probably won't want to work anywhere else, or will be so attached to some nice old person that you can't.

The Emerald Heights dining room has the highest concentration of Redmond High students of all the companies in Redmond. Probably.

by waitstaff?! June 13, 2007

Best I've ever had

sexual, as in the best sex you have ever had. Usually said when describing the love of your life, or to their face.

" That grunge kid was the best I've ever had."

" You're the best I've ever had, babe."

by Starchiiild Nirvana July 27, 2009

Ever Loving Jew

To make out well in a financial situation where the benefit of you saving money is not at the advantage of the person selling the item you wish to purchase. The indication of Jew in the title denotes the stereotype that Jewish people are good with money.

I talked the car salesman down $6,000 on my new car and got $7500 on my trade in, I bargained like an ever loving Jew.

by hotgreen01 November 5, 2012

Eveann

Trustworthy, reliable, honest, strong will, passionate, family oriented, loves music

Eveann is the type of person who will have your back and fight for you. She loves to meet people, help others solve problems and a over all caring and loving person

by Vannie1 December 21, 2016

Ever

A sweet and shy girl who will always be there for a friend. An Ever is very pretty and cute, but doesn’t realize it. She is selfless and will do anything she can to help someone.

Ever is so sweet, she found out my little sister’s dog passed away, and she surprised with one of the puppies her husky had.

by Slimeowy April 13, 2018