Evan aguilar

A cool dog who likes anime and sucks at everything else( jk dude it’s a joke)

Evan Aguilar: a cool kid who likes anime and gaming and is good at school

by Supercock man October 27, 2020

Evan Sausage

The luckiest man in the world coz hes boyfriend of Sssiperwolf and only one to get her pussy.

Evan Sausage is the luckiest man. He may be probably banging Sssiperwolf all day long.

by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021

Noah Evans

Your humble and average Orange juicer and sloppy giuseppe enjoyer. He loves to take part in goats cheese festivals at the weekend on mondays as well as mastering his great toe nail clipping hobby. Noah Evans is also someone that aspires and strives to be like Jojo giovanni while also trying to look like Johnny Test at the same time. Usually Noah will write Shakespearean sonnets that connote the "quatrilateral" and "quinti kentay" on Thursdays and will also eat Max's rag and bone crates while swimming in the wispy sands of the shorey golds!

"Oi Tom! look at the raggy head over there he looks like a Noah Evans" - Ben "No Ben! He looks like a SHAMINANAAA!!!" - Shouted Tom

by MAx Hudson123456 January 14, 2022

Evan dexter

a person who says every name with r

evan dexter says ellr jillianr rhonr

by ur mom is my hoe December 14, 2021

Evan Sutton

your casual badminton player that partakes in ear licking contests as well as cleaning door handles while listening to Keith Lemons podcast. He is also great at fitting curtains as well as door frames. In his free time he is a Vicar and likes onion bhaji's.

sup billy no mates that guy drowning in the river looks like an Evan Sutton

by Anita bee j October 21, 2021

Evan Healy

The richest man on earth as they are rich enough to afford 2 nintendo switches however this great wealth with a price as they have spent most of his money on the fortnite chapter one season 5 battle pass

Evan Healy although has never made contact with a woman has gone on record saying he downloaded a dating sim called doki doki literature club

Evan Healy is a 6"6 giga Chad who will steal your wife before leaving her because he needs to play don't starve together on his own for the next 6 hours

Evan healys are also notoriously known for eating dinner whenever it's least convenient

If you meet all of the criteria listed then you too are an Evan Healy

Wow you're so cool you must be an Evan Healy?

by Johnson Smith inc October 30, 2021

evan & katelynn

might fight sometimes but still, they love each other forever.

they will always love each other, no matter what happens, evan & katelynn are good for each other.

by couple things November 29, 2021