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dick eater

a person who likes to eat the male genitalia out
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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Sloppy eater

An Untidy, dirty and careless eater
Don't be a sloppy eater! 😤
Eat carefully!
by My English May 6, 2018
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Ciabatta Eater

Much like a quiche eater in that it is a more prominent version of that. A quiche eater is 'super gay'.
"Did you see Toby making out with that muscly black guy. Toby is such a ciabatta eater.
by Smokes Malone November 1, 2018
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Shoe Eater

A stupid bitch that goes around correcting people and spewing linguistic diarrhea everywhere. Stay away from shoe eaters.
Friend 1: Stay away from Jeff, he’s a shoe eater

Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me
by Clemens October 28, 2019
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Spoon eater

Someone who is absolutely retarded when it comes to playing rocket league. Is also probably morbidly obese, with dorito crumbs stuck in their flabby rolls. Their moms wish they would have gave head on the night of conception, or aborted hard.
by Bulk Slabhuge March 25, 2022
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Restaurant Eater

A person who prefers to eat many sides with their meals even at home like a restaurant. Will not eat a dish by itself.
Cheyenne is a restaurant eater, she wants olives, sun-dried tomatoes, and artichoke hearts with her pizza.
by Michelen Man November 8, 2023
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muff eater

Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.
My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.
by anonymous October 20, 2021
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