Doomscrolling

The act of endlessly scrolling through depressing, chaotic, or brain-melting content online. fully aware it’s ruining your mental health but too far gone to stop. Often accompanied by existential dread, bad posture, and the phrase “just one more.”

“I was supposed to go to bed at 11 but ended up doomscrolling until the birds started chirping.”

by Doomscrolldaddy July 6, 2025

Dorm Shower

A college ritual in which an individual of any gender kneels in a communal shower space and allows a group of people (usually men) to collectively urinate on them.

It can be used as a hazing ritual, a collective punishment or humiliation, or as a sexual practice. Mostly confined to colleges and universities due to the communal shower and living spaces.

"Hey, man! Did you hear about C? He got caught with B's girl, we're doing a dorm shower tonight!"

by blaiddblondie July 30, 2025

Dorm Gremlin

A roommate, typically in a college dorm, who is rarely seen during daylight hours but becomes active late at night.

"I swear I bought a full bag of Doritos yesterday, but the dorm gremlin must have gotten to them last night."

by Proney September 9, 2025

Doomsleep

Human hibernation.

Oh you had a long day at work? Enjoy your doomsleep lol.

by Ina The Clown September 17, 2025

DomSwap

Same thing as Subswap, meaning dominance, with a submissive mindset.

I prefer Domswaps.
Why? I Love Subswaps way more
I just like the Energy they bring, controlling to a degree yet easily flustered

by Inei February 14, 2026

Doomscrolling

When you are scrolling on any media platform especially Instagram reels for hours on end until your eyes and fingers start to vaporize sending your soul into the doom or reels never able to escape

It’s like falling into a black hole of Insta videos you think you’ll watch one, and suddenly three hours have passed, your eyes are burning, your fingers feel like molten lava, and you wonder if you’ll ever surface from the endless scroll- doomscrolling

by PandaBoxer000_[ March 3, 2026

Dorm Cannoli

The communal fleshlight. Traditionally shared between floors of a dorm hall.

1) "Yo bro, have you seen the Dorm Cannoli?"
"Last I saw it was stuck to the wall of the communal showers."

2) "My mom visited for the weekend and found the Dorm Cannoli"

by Fabby#3 March 10, 2026