(n.) A person addicted to the drug heroin, often referred to as a "smirf". Seeing as the drug brings you brainpower down, you are referred to as a doodle head. Bring it all together, and you have a "Smirfy Doodle Head"
"I wish I never had to deal with that smirfy doodle head robbing me to get high in the first place, he ruined my night"
by h001200 December 30, 2011

by ku klux klown leader December 12, 2018

A sexual act where one partner will perform nonlubricated and infrequent tugs on the penis at a rate of approximately 15 tugs per minute.
by Captain Genki September 6, 2020

by Mutyr March 7, 2019

as in the nursery rhyme
by Katie and Bevan May 9, 2003

Anything that is completely forgettable, that not even Google will create a doodle image for it, and they doodle some obscure stuff
No one knows when it's Columbus Day until they go to the bank or post office and realize it's closed. It's such a forgettable holiday that even Google Don't Give a Doodle.
by Junior Burger, Jr October 21, 2011

An completely useless person
by Mutyr March 7, 2019
