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Smirfy Doodle Head

(n.) A person addicted to the drug heroin, often referred to as a "smirf". Seeing as the drug brings you brainpower down, you are referred to as a doodle head. Bring it all together, and you have a "Smirfy Doodle Head"
"I wish I never had to deal with that smirfy doodle head robbing me to get high in the first place, he ruined my night"
by h001200 December 30, 2011
mugGet the Smirfy Doodle Headmug.

Cock a doodle doo

to totally own and dominate your chicken during sex
guy 1: hey how did it go last night?
isrealian meth head: yEa I PuLled A CoCk A DoOdle doo
by ku klux klown leader December 12, 2018
mugGet the Cock a doodle doomug.

yankee doodle dandy

A sexual act where one partner will perform nonlubricated and infrequent tugs on the penis at a rate of approximately 15 tugs per minute.
"She gave me a handjob but it was a yankee doodle dandy for sure."
by Captain Genki September 6, 2020
mugGet the yankee doodle dandymug.

yankee dankee doodle shyte

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte
by Mutyr March 7, 2019
mugGet the yankee dankee doodle shytemug.

cock-a-doodle-doo

as in the nursery rhyme
"Cock-a-doodle-doo,
Mummy did a poo,
Daddy's in the Dunny,
And he don't know what to do"
by Katie and Bevan May 9, 2003
mugGet the cock-a-doodle-doomug.

Google Don't Give a Doodle

Anything that is completely forgettable, that not even Google will create a doodle image for it, and they doodle some obscure stuff
No one knows when it's Columbus Day until they go to the bank or post office and realize it's closed. It's such a forgettable holiday that even Google Don't Give a Doodle.
by Junior Burger, Jr October 21, 2011
mugGet the Google Don't Give a Doodlemug.

yankee dankee doodle shyte

An completely useless person
Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte
by Mutyr March 7, 2019
mugGet the yankee dankee doodle shytemug.

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