Blinding the dolphin

Having a wank over the railing of the boat so you jizz into the water.

Originally "Blinding the dolphin" was an old ancient pirate sport, as they drank a lot of rum and were horny, but didn't want to have pirate bum sex if there weren't any wenches to plough like a cornfield.

They decided it would be best to just give themselves the old low five, but in good ol' fashioned pirate tradition, were drunk and had fun with it, and had a competition to see who could unload a love shot into a jumping dolphin's mouth.

However, due to the Charlie Sheen like state one pirate was in, he ended up jizz blinding a dolphin, and thus the sport evolved into this turbo event.

Nowadays, seeing as it's illegal to jizz in a dolphin's eye as PETA will cry stinky tears, soak their arms in Kerosene and fist fuck themselves in the ass, the term is now used to express the activity of wanking into the sea to prevent a cum-based sealant in the toilet at sea.

Guy 1: "Man, all this boating is making me stressed, I'm gonna go wank!"

Guy 2: "You're better off blinding the dolphin, or you'll clog the shitter with man mayo."

Guy 1: "What's that?"

Guy 2: "Like this..." *Blinds the dolphin*

Guy 1: "I think I'll join you, looks fun!"

*Both blind the dolphin*

by Obi Dom Kenobi June 11, 2011

dolphin flappers

a pair of shorts that are slit in the side and flap in the wind.

Tony always wears dolphin flappers and one time i saw his wang flap out!

by Prince Nippolean August 21, 2005

dolphcart

n;
a small land marine animal that transports old men around on neatly trimmed gras, with 18 holes in it.

my dolphcart is faster than yours you mother fucker

by morph3575 July 22, 2009

dolphi

a really cool name for a dolphin or a group of dolphins

"look at that pod of dolphi!!!!!!"

by dsafkhalrsgilraej January 25, 2010

dolphi

a group of dolphins
(plural for a pod of dolpins)

Look at the dolphi!
They swim so fast!

by mqninja January 25, 2010

dolphin cannonball

One of the only cannonballs that sometimes results in a hate crime and usually jail time. A very technical cannonball that requires much skill and timing, it's a dangerous maneuver that requires the cannonballer to spot a person swimming harmlessly in the water, then shouting "dolphin cannonball" then doing a cannonball directly onto the swimmer sinking them to the bottom of the pool, like a dolphin who just blow holed your face. For the best results execute on small children and infants..

Rhi-"did you hear about that sick sick man who did a dolphin cannonball on a toddler"

dave-"yea It was cruel but OMG was it ever awesome...I think he got arrested"

by Isuckdix4money August 13, 2010

Dolphin Herpes

Large blisters contracted from sexual contact between a human and a dolphin.

"Man, who gave you that cold sore?"

"I just got home from vacation, and I think it might be dolphin herpes."

by Stephon&ChristmasTree January 18, 2013