When you constantly fuck up on your grammar multiple times a day but try to play it off trying to prevent someone from noticing your failure, highly contagious and rather dangerous.
by Senor.Something August 9, 2019

When a guy has a small dick
by Zane_lmao January 31, 2022

by JakeMacWord June 11, 2019

the disease of ugly
by johnny boy 123445567889 January 24, 2011

a disease from guy to guy that makes them start fucking with "easy girls" like "barbies" which are females that boys just wanna play with and throw away 😊
by daaaaaddy September 19, 2016

A rare form of cancer that causes the person affected to loose there hair, causing extreme whining, and causing all people nearby the patient to feel sympathy.
Joe: Omg i have caillou disease
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy
by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

Final Disease: Increase of Limelight cravings and self-inserting awsomeness or fail, drama-downsyndrom, With slight chances of 'I'MLEAVINGFOREVERCUZEVERYONEHATESME!'
Ex. "Lindsy Lohan refuses to leave her home under the ailment of Final Disease." "THIS REPORTER ISN'T TAKING PICTURES OF ME!!! EVERYONE MUST HATE ME! I'M NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN!!!
by MarkMyLife August 9, 2009
