Dink fink

A driver who is a complete retard and can’t seem to navigate a parking lot for shit.

*rolls down window and sticks head out the door “You stupid dink fink! Can’t you park straight in a parking spot?”

by 6ian6efex January 31, 2023

Rinky dink

Something old and not taken care of

Yo ur car is mad rinky dink

by Chris_Blicky February 1, 2023

Dink

D-double

I-income

N-no

K-kids

Person 1:Bro look at them they look so free!

Person 2: Yeah, I aspire to be a dink.

by _PURRRR_ December 20, 2023

Dink

An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!

Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."

by Ardelis88 January 2, 2024

Skitamarrinky Dinky Dink

A flacid penis in its wrinkled form. Not stretched or erect.

When Dave saw John penis. John exclaimed im a grower not a shower because he was ashamed of his skitamarrinky Dinky Dink.

by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024

DINK

Double Income No Kids

Refers to child-free couples whose lifestyle boasts a double income and no kids to spend it on.

Plural: DINKs

We're DINKs, we go on multiple holidays per year because we don't have to put Timmy in childcare.

by B0NK3R5 January 8, 2024

Dink

Double Income, No Kids. Refers to adult couples with double income and have no kids in the equation. Usually referring someone as always has money.

My Friends Jennifer and Robbie are Dinks.

by User 324 May 8, 2023