counting roundabout

A man who likes large numbers of inches up his bum. But slowly, so he can count them. He also does it whilst on a roundabout.

"Man, Ned's such a counting roundabout. Did you see him there again today?! Freak.."

by leonlikesbum February 11, 2014

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Count Omar

Count Olaf's stupid name in the Daily Punctillio that Mr. Poe's wife has the audacity to put in the Daily Punctillio.

"Bruh Seriously, Count Omar?" Violet Said
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought

by ersatze February 13, 2023

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"The weed put me sleep, i was counting clouds last night"

by zoriboi February 02, 2012

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Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.

by yursh22 June 19, 2017

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What dream says to tommyinnit (child) when twitch glitches and shows less viewer count.

Your viewer count is down tommy

by NeverFrosted November 27, 2020

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The "body count" of someone in relation to people you personally know such as friends or family.

If you had sex with my boy Jerry, I got to add that to your homie count.

Have you has sex with any of my friends? If so, what's your homie count?

by NitemareZen December 06, 2020

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0: Inglesias Gabriel Are The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

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