Calorie Cops

When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.

"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

Homo Cop

1. A Homo Cop, Is A Police Officer Who When Frisking You Trys To Get Extra Feels On A Males Private Parts,

2. When Taking You To The Police Station Always Wants To Strip Search The Males They Arrested To Look At There Penis

3. Police Officer Looks At Your Penis More Than Your Face.

4. They Just Join The Police Force So They Can Sexually Assault So Called Criminals

Detective Smith Is A Homo Cop, He Smiles When He Strip Searched Me And Had Is His Eyes Glued On My Penis The Whole Time With A Devils Grin

Noun

by Morg Parks December 29, 2010

copping it sweet

where someone else does the work and you get the benefit.

Look at Jonny!, he's sat on his arse while someone else put's up his tent, 'Yeah he's copping it sweet.'

by chris wharton October 9, 2008

cop mop

getting head; derives from the way that a girls hair looks when u look down at it when shes giving u head...like a mop

yo nigga, last i copped the ill mop from some spanish bitch

by the ny kid January 26, 2005

cop doctor

A type of person or profession who appears on CBS dramas.

My mom always see "cop doctor" show on CBS.

by World Business Satelite February 4, 2015

Kodak Cop

A Kodak Cop is a roadside speed camera, usually manned by a policeman.

My mate stuck his ass out of the window as we sped past the Kodak Cop.

by Bad Robot January 4, 2010

Cop a Sunday

To hit or punch a person by surprise, quickly and very hard. Also known as a sucker punch cowards punch.

Cop a sunday Yesterday I was with Tom and while he was taking a piss Luke copped a sunday on him.

by GOD of LIGHT July 16, 2016