me limpia el culo con ella

A slang that Cubans use meaning literally "Wipe my ass with her." It is an extreme insult.

Personaje 1 : viva mexicanos! cubanos son mierda!
El Cubano : CIERRA TU CANAL!! ME LIMPIA EL CULO CON ELLA!!

by RPGonlinefrk February 17, 2008

¿requires va ir coma con mi?

spanish for "will u go to bed with me tonight?" get the same reaction with soman, as with "voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

the guy went to spain and asked this hot chick ¿requires va ir coma con mi? and got his ass chewed out by her.

by james short March 21, 2007

con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

*any couple doing couple stuff*
me: con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

by oofwhy November 7, 2021

Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro

A complex profanity in italian. It means litterally "God with a magnetic ass in the valley of the iron cocks". Used mostly for fun.

"Now, let's do a challenge for the funniest profanity!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"

by Albytheway May 9, 2015

Con chó Cao Bằng Bộ PC

This is a Vietnamese phrase used to compare a dog that has the same height as a personal computer.

Con chó Cao Bằng Bộ PC scam

by Trương Tuấn Tú October 26, 2025

EMO CON

when you get scammed by people who regret every thing, or a gathering of emo people.

"bro,i think i just got emo conned."
"dude, that emo con last night was crazy, it made me want to sing."

by Virgil simp April 15, 2023

con-dom

The magical, mystical, heavenly home of all the prisoners in the universe.

Bob, the anal rapist, was about to get a key to con-dom heaven, the judge would for sure throw the bookie at him and he prepared for the wurst prison possible. A year at the most, he said to himself as the word "life" sizzled into his penis sized brain. His heart raced. Beads of sweat...Bob: "A year in heaven is less than I deserved, butt thank you sir! I shall do my best to keep them al happy!" (www . youtu.be/-48OFresMkI)

by You rReal Name July 9, 2020