Comb the Goat

To play with ones penis pistol; Do anything that takes time or is difficult in nature; To beat someones ass; To beat around the bush or lollygag;

Hey I'm outta here I gotta go "Comb the Goat"!

Im'ma be out here all day Combing this Goat!

If you don't get the hell outta my face I'm gonna Comb your fucking Goat!

I told you to do it like fifteen minutes ago, now quit Combing your Goat and get this shit done!

by The Brizzle1 May 17, 2010

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Comb Over

When you titty fuck a girl with uneven breasts. You place your dick against the small one and wrap the larger one over your dick like a comb over. Also known as "The Donald". Named after Donald Trump.

Bro- I wonder what it would be like to titty fuck the girl that lost her boob to cancer...

Dude- You'd have to use her small boob for support and wrap the bigger one over your dick like a comb over!!

by Kevy-D August 22, 2011

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Colbie

She is a very good Christian queen and is a super good example. She is obsessed with coffee for some reason when shes literally like a teenager. AnYways she always giving very much airhead vibes and laughing at a joke that she made but its usually really funny for no reason. She is a good Disciple and would rock a pair of jesus sandals because she gotta pull out the no sinner sandals like a basic white gorl. Also obsessed with saying zont do it and NAR. She usually is always stressing about somethin so you just gotta watch her take an anxiety quiz for the 50th time. all jokes aside she is the QUEEN rat and we love her period.

Hey COLBIE

NArrrrRRRR

by katWa October 28, 2021

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Sex Combat

A wrestler meatheads idea of exciting sex

"You ok youre grabbing your back?"
"Ya um, its Bianca. Purple hair. Wrestling. Shes into something called Sex Combat."
"Whoaaaa. Noo. You need to be careful with that T Zone."
"She punched me in the penis"
"She punched you in the penis? Did it hurt? Was it like a straight, did she jab it was it like a left hook?"
"Idk I was asleep I just woke up in pain"

"Bianca still hitting you up?"
"Ya she wants to choke slam me"
"I'm starting to get worried about your sex wrestling T bag"
"Ya me too. The Boston crab isn't nearly as fun as it sounds!"
(No Tomorrow)

by Lexthegreat March 1, 2017

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