Overall a complete and total baddass. One who knows an extraordinary amount about all aspects of coffee, including: origin of the raw bean, flavor profile of coffee from every country, temperatures at which the coffee roasts, roast levels, and knows a sucky cup of coffee just by smelling it. Basically, they're a drug dealer that instead of dealing weed or cocaine deals coffee.
Did you hear about that badass coffee roaster that orders his own beans overseas, roasts them in a homemade roaster made from a grill and a rotating trashcan, grinds it in a $200 grinder from Italy, and sells it to local coffee bars to put starbucks out of business?
by gngrtbag January 9, 2011
Get the Coffee Roastermug. This is a place where people take pictures of people who walk into the store and jerk off. There is a guy there who is gay and does Jerk off to men. They jizz into the cups and whip up the shit so it looks like whipped cream.
One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.
One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.
by Thick minds and gentle dicks July 28, 2020
Get the Wankers Coffeemug. decaf coffee misrepresented as the real stuff. Often done in the catering industry, where both both regular and decaf coffee are actually decaf. the waiter will often serve coffee, return the the kitchen and emerge with the same pot of coffee for the guests who requested decaf (because it actually is decaf). Some waiters will say an incantation over the pot in the kitchen (converting it to either reg or decaf)
Waiter 1: Are we doing regular AND decaf coffee this evening
Waiter 2: Nope, just magic coffee today.
Waiter 2: Nope, just magic coffee today.
by Zadok the Priest January 3, 2008
Get the magic coffeemug. by Double Dang March 1, 2010
Get the cowboy coffeemug. Coffee brewed hot then cooled down and put in a cup with ice. Optionally, tons of cream and sugar are added.
by StoneTear October 22, 2004
Get the ice coffeemug. When you have a normal cup of coffee with creamer and you add more coffee to it and have to match your previous creamer with the proper amount of additional creamer, so you have to experiment to make it just right and the experiment can go horribly wrong and ruin the entire cup. Like Frankenstein.
by RKBizzle February 17, 2014
Get the Frankenstein coffeemug. A coffee crown is a noun. Used when one has consumed so much coffee they become inebriated. It only lasts a few hours but the hangover is similar to that of a blacked out night, uncomfortable and generally excruciating. Each person's coffee crown may be different in size but usually, a coffee crown is an average of 20 cups of coffee during a 23.5 hour period.
by kaffeeaddict May 8, 2019
Get the Coffee Crownmug.