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turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt
Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!
by Big donker January 24, 2021
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Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.
Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.
by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>What Happened TO YOur CLothes<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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santa cloths

by xdr5t3evq3q December 2, 2023
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Clothing nub

A part of clothing that sticks out in an odd fashion
by Michael foxworth November 20, 2016
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Hale Street Clothing

Hale Street clothing is about awareness, knowledge of self, and living your life with no regrets.
by Professor AKA November 5, 2013
mugGet the Hale Street Clothingmug.

Tapping cloth

When you have to have a bowel movement soo bad that the shit is actually crowning out of your anus leaving a stain on your underwear
"Dude I have to shit soo bad I'm tapping cloth, if I wait much longer I'm going to be wearing the funny pants"
by samweis May 26, 2013
mugGet the Tapping clothmug.

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