Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

chub and tinder

I first heard about this when my sister was tucking in her kids on Christmas Eve...it means “chubby, “available” fingers

Gotta have that “chub and tinder” tonight

by Just met Kim April 21, 2018

chubbing

looking at content that would typically get someone hard, or something someone would even jerk off to, and try not to get hard.

guy 1: dude her ass is so fat!
guy 2: i know right! im chubbing right now...

by topgooner88 February 20, 2024

chub nips

Girls that think they have big tits but they're just from fat

Damn she's got some big tits

No look at her mushroom top. Those are just chub nips

by Mriknowitallmorethanyou October 21, 2015

nature chub

A nature chub is a semi erection that men achieve after having witnessed something beautiful in nature or an amazing view of it.

I was shredding this bluebird, and on the chair lift and when I looked back and saw the view I got a nature chub.

by robi22 July 8, 2016

Chub Day

The day Eric Kim and Chub Chub became two seperate people (November 15, 2002)

Chub Chub now works in the musical "Azn Women Dancing Naked on Giant Towers" and is serving a life sentance as a slave for Disco Gerbil Industires.

GODZILLA!!! No... Wait... That's just an overweight North Korean who serves as marketing...

...

CHUB CHUB!!! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!

by Sven by J lian April 26, 2004

Chub Rig

A albino midget with 150000 dots and the ugliest braces. Also in love with the ugliest Indian girl

Chub Rig is the most unathletic human.

by TechnicianOstrich69 September 20, 2018