A fat Ginger cunt called Luke, who only wears Track suits and own three pairs of the same tracksuit bottoms.
by Char_x December 9, 2018
Get the Chavmug. Person 1: Say, look at those silly little teenagers over there wearing hoodies. Person 2: Yeah! stupid chavs think that their the shit, they don’t scare us.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 28, 2018
Get the Chavmug. A chav is someone you don't want to get involved with. If you do, you will have grand-children before the age when you even wanted your own kids. Here are the signs you will need to keep a look out for:
1. They begin to drop their T's from words.
2. They ask everyone who walks past if they have a spare fag.
3. They begin to travel around in larger groups thus to overpower us normal people.
4. No, they are right about everything because school is for idiots.
5. That tracksuit cost £200 quid mate, they often say things like this "don't look at what you can't afford".
6. They pick fights with you just for the sake of it, often by doing this "Oh don't I know you".
7. Pregnancy at a young age is a big tradition.
8. Of course they have parents to tell them to stop, but they're too busy being Chavs themselves to give a shit.
If you spot any of these points, your best bet is to run, hide or get your gun.
To report whether you have a Chav in your local area please call 111 or #Theresonestillalive@(whereyoulive).
Thanks for reading... and be safe.
1. They begin to drop their T's from words.
2. They ask everyone who walks past if they have a spare fag.
3. They begin to travel around in larger groups thus to overpower us normal people.
4. No, they are right about everything because school is for idiots.
5. That tracksuit cost £200 quid mate, they often say things like this "don't look at what you can't afford".
6. They pick fights with you just for the sake of it, often by doing this "Oh don't I know you".
7. Pregnancy at a young age is a big tradition.
8. Of course they have parents to tell them to stop, but they're too busy being Chavs themselves to give a shit.
If you spot any of these points, your best bet is to run, hide or get your gun.
To report whether you have a Chav in your local area please call 111 or #Theresonestillalive@(whereyoulive).
Thanks for reading... and be safe.
What a chav would say:
"Yes, do you wanna go in there and buy us some vodka mate"
"Oh boys, this lady said she'll get us some fags"
"Yeah this will be my 5th kid now ineh"
"Narh no luck down the jobs office today lads, it's hard yano"
"Yes, do you wanna go in there and buy us some vodka mate"
"Oh boys, this lady said she'll get us some fags"
"Yeah this will be my 5th kid now ineh"
"Narh no luck down the jobs office today lads, it's hard yano"
by Unilady16 June 24, 2016
Get the Chavmug. Scruffy anti social no brains who congregate on street corners of working class communities in the UK, chavs dress in the latest scrubber gear from sports direct such as joggers (sweat pants) and hoodies. They think they look the dogs bollocks but they actually look like scruffy cunts.
Chavs try and intimidate people on the streets, usually when said individual is on their own. when not in a gang, and on their own, they will shit themselves if confronted. Chavs make money by dealing drugs, mugging old grannies and thieving.
Chavs are a disgrace to decent working class people.
Chavs try and intimidate people on the streets, usually when said individual is on their own. when not in a gang, and on their own, they will shit themselves if confronted. Chavs make money by dealing drugs, mugging old grannies and thieving.
Chavs are a disgrace to decent working class people.
by bigdave12345 June 5, 2018
Get the Chavmug. it means that you are stupid, poor or an idiot white man or woman.
it's British slang for white trash.
it's British slang for white trash.
by lil j. URBAN IT! February 24, 2014
Get the Chavmug. Girls of the orange variety. This species is fairly easy to find as they live at McDonalds. They tend to have a frizzy bun and wear adidas clothes. common words they use: G, fam, HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN MEEE THATS ALL I NEED YEAH. They smoke 10 packs a day, so follow the smoke trail to find your nearest fast food place. DO NOT APROACH BECAUSE THEY DISPLAY VERY THREATENING BEHAVIOUR. never let them do you're makeup or you will go around looking wasted. They often date people from the gif below
by British check February 5, 2021
Get the Chavmug. A male or female age ranging from 11-30 who typically spends all their time walking around parks usually around 10-12 o clock at night smoking weed and sitting in McDonald's while usually riding a mountain bike doing countless wheelies in the middle of the road wearing clothes from shops such as JD, footasylum etc. A typical chav would be wearing a full north face tracksuit with a birth face hat, a nike,a tiny Adidas or north face manbag in order to only be able to fit a shank and weed, a fake gold or silver chain, air max 95s, 97s or any nike air trainer with there tracksuit bottoms are half way down their legs. Even if not provoked in any way if u even give one look at a chav they will start on u and will want a fight. If they own a car it will usually be a Vauxhall Corsa with a engine loud enough so People in a different country could hear it.
by #$#%£# June 16, 2018
Get the Chavmug.