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day changer

An unexpected, incredibly large bowel movement that makes you feel as though you are lighter and increases your overall energy level.

Most day changers happen when you're already having a pretty good day. You might feel perfectly normal. Then you get the rumble. Nothing big just a little "hey when you get a chance" message from your belly region. Then you sit down and proceed give birth to a food baby you didn't even know was inside you. You walk out of the bathroom proud, accomplished, and feeling light on your feet. Your good day was just changed to a great day. Nothing can hold you back today.

Also you may feel hungry.
Person 1: walking around like king of the world almost glowing

Person 2: what's got you in such a good mood.

Person 1: just took a day changer. Nothing can stop me now!
by Meedama October 17, 2015
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human cancer

Right Wingers, christians , radical islamists, Libertardians and any non-liberal.
Those with backwards monkey values are human cancer.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023
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Morning Cancer

The state in which an individual may find them self if the morning sun is rising, and the individual has not yet gone to sleep.
Guys, take a look out the window! We're all getting morning cancer!
by Jabrawni August 4, 2010
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Chance

your penis is usually long. you can get any girl with your charm and sexiness but your not usually "school smart". you probably have liked a certain girl for a long time but never had the chance to get with her.now is your chance to make a move.
My girlfriend won't even look at me because shes so into Chance.
by AddisonLovesChance January 11, 2011
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Second Chance Slut

In the 2010 video Call of Duty: Black Ops when a player excessively uses the second chance pro perk and heavily relies on its ability to be healed. They usually get quite cranky when no one wants to save their ass even though they keep dropping into second chance again and again. A sign of a crappy player. Term named for the appearance that players in second chance resemble which is a slut lying on her back with her legs spread begging for it.
Noob: "Hey, someone come heal me! Heal me!"

Gamer: "Fuck you, you second chance slut" (walks up to second chance slut in game and shot with gun repeatedly but does not heal and walks off allowing the noob to recieve a death)
by TERRORMOTO December 15, 2010
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Chance

Has a long ass dick and girls want to cum on his face, and want him to cum in them he's not known as a loyal nigga but he gets bitches and will kick anyone's ass and is never scared to. He's also a fucking god
Girl: I want your cum
Chance: nah fuck that I ain't getting tied down
by Longcockgod April 17, 2017
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