Imposter Cereal

A crunchy, but also sometimes soft, marshmallow filled box of cereal that comes with liquid ice cream (served as milk). This delicious liquid ice cream is poured in before adding the scrumptious rainbow-coloured imposter shaped marshmallows. You eat this cereal out of the box

I’m going to have a bowl of imposter cereal this morning!

by Imposta cereal July 23, 2022

Raw cereal

Boxed cereal that consists of no milk

Do you like cereal with milk or do you like it raw cereal?

by Amy sir December 14, 2022

Pablo cereal surprise

The sexual act of when a man goes ahead and nuts into an unprotected woman. This woman proceeds to become pregnant and have the baby. There are two steps that can be done in place of each other. The first is to shove cereal down the baby’s throat and toss the newborn in the box down the toilet. The second is to run away with all the cereal and steal any cereal that the woman buys

Yo I pulled a Pablo cereal surprise on that hoe so hard! I get all the cereal!

by pissthan January 14, 2018

Cereal burgular

A person that breaks in a house to burgularize it, and eats a bowel of cereal before they leave.

The cereal burgular stole my cushions out of my lawn chairs.

by fuquaystone March 11, 2018

Homie cereal

When your homie ships in your cereal and you eat it

Guy 1: I shit in your cereal and made a homie cereal

Guy 2: thanks

by Pockcot January 08, 2022

Up in my cereal

To be to close for comfort, to be in somebody else’s business.

That girl is all up in my cereal. She needs to mind her own business

The club was so packed everyone one was in everyone’s cereal.

by Words are Power May 29, 2021

Kiff's Mix Cereal

A show clip once uploaded by the Disney Channel's Youtube with an inherently funny name

Friend 1: "Kiff's mix cereal"
Friend 2: "hehehehehe"

by demonic-ducks March 10, 2024