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Carson

Carson’s are the best friends you can find. They love FaceTime, and playing video games with you. He’ll often joke around with you and can sometimes say things he doesn’t mean. Carson’s are usually a medium height, with fluffy brown hair, and amazing eyes. They will love you until you give them a reason to hate you. Carson’s stand up for you, and will always be by your side. He will make you feel good when you are sad. Please never ever leave a Carson if you find one.
Person 1: I was really sad and he knew just how to cheer me up.
Person 2: Yep, definitely Carson!
by urmom_101 January 1, 2022
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Carson

Gangsta ass

Pimp ass nigga that makes a lot of money and will kick your mother in the teeth... Swear to god Carson will shoot at yo grandma house and kill yo mf cat... one time Carson was eating dis one bitch out an she farted an he literally shot dat Bitch in da asshole...
by Vaginaslayer6969 October 1, 2019
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Ken Carson

Who is Ken Carson?

For the blind, he's light.

For the hungry, he's bread.

For the sick, he's the cure.

For the sad, he's joy.

For the lonely, he's company.
For the poor, he's the treasure.
For the debtor, he's forgiveness.
Dear Ken Carson,
I'm writing to express my profound admiration for your outstanding musical talent. Your compositions exude a creativity that's truly commendable. The precision in your delivery and infectious hooks leave an indelible mark. I eagerly anticipate witnessing your artistic evolution. You've gained a devoted admirer in me.
by charismatic demonstrator February 24, 2024
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Carson

That one friend who secretly watches porn when you're not looking
Random Bestie: I'm gonna slap the shit out of you Carson
by ok m8 June 3, 2021
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Carson

A 🅱️o🅱️a🅱️o 🅱️ip
Man, Carson really is a 🅱️o🅱️a🅱️o 🅱️ip...
by ieatrawtoes July 8, 2019
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Carson

"Damn Carson's cute.."
by Dinosaur Nibba November 8, 2020
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Carson

A huge nerd who can never stay awake in class because he doesn't sleep. He has green hair, looks like a girl, and gets 0 bitches.
Jeffrey: did you hear carson has never had a girlfriend
Vladimir Putin: everyone knows tjhar
by Tribnuts March 16, 2022
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