Canada's History

A sick depraved sex act preformed by a minimum of thirteen people in the somewhere along Canadian/America border involving maple syrup, a moose, and the Stanley cup.

"Man, me and my twelve other hermaphrodites are heading up to Lake Superior to preform a waterborne Canada's History. After that I'm going to water-board them, a lot."

by Dajohnster February 11, 2010

Canada's History

When a man takes a hockey puck, raptor and syrup bottle and inserts it in his illegal american mistress' vagina, also his penis.

Wayne Gretzky showed Canada's History to Snarf from Thundercats.

by 28403 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act which involves inserting the Stanley Cup into a woman's ass while wearing moose antlers and using maple syrup as lubrication.

Apparently I'm wanted by the cops after giving that one slut a Canada's History last week. Whats this world come to, where you can't shove giant trophies up girls' asses anymore?

by Colbertnation02042010 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves

guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.

by STL Dark Knight February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A crude act involving a moose's antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

My back hurts from preforming Canada's History with my girlfriend last night, she'll never be the same.

by aHomelessGuy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

1. Nothing worth mentioning at all.
2. A tradition of making love to a moose.

"What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"

by TheDictionary11 February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Crawling inside the anal orifice of a Mountie, turning the body inside-out, then penetrating the inverted anus with a hockey stick.

On a recent trip to Montreal, Terrence & Phillip showed me a little bit of Canada's History.

by Formidable Opponent February 4, 2010