broken his trumpet

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"
"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

by Primate December 12, 2005

Broken Tea Kettle

a secret word that you use to call a sleepover when you are going to have a sleepover but when you are planning it you are with someone that you don't want to invite.

Girl 1: Hey girls! We are going to have a broken tea kettle!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!

by Peter Calabrese September 11, 2007

Broken Turtle Shell

As a girl is giving you a blow job, all of sudden she punches you in the balls

Dude, Stacy busted a broken turtle shell on me last night.
And it still hurts.

by Erik Knox May 30, 2007

Broken Robot Syndrome

A state of consciousness. The Spinal Tap "11" version of a hangover. Delusional , mechanical, mentally-rusted "not right" feeling.

Man, i snorted mad addy and drank a lot of cheap whiskey at that co-op party. I can't account for like three hours of the evening or my journey home and I had broken robot syndrome this morning; tried to walk down the block and got confused.

by Akira Firetouch August 21, 2006

broken the kitchen sink

An expression that denotes a political imbalance within the microbiome of a host organism.

"The H. pylori have drafted a referendum in regards to acidifcation of the fundus, and its seems to have broken the kitchen sink. The Escherichia coli are marching on the Rugae this afternoon in protest."

by whole.grains March 30, 2020

Broken Heart Club

A club for the let-down,the lied-to and the lost go.Where the lonely make the lonely feel less lonely.We hate every little thing about the people that we love.We still feel pretty lonely and we wish we didn't. And we all kinda hate it

girl: I'm the newest member of the Broken heart club
boy: ummmm...is this a phase?

by 9/11 skydiver September 5, 2020

broken apple jack

an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.

Omg, you’re a broken apple jack

by simba joe November 8, 2017