bro magnon

derivation of the term crow magnon or cro-mag, which is one who bares a resemblence to primative man. A Bro magnon is colloquily used to connote a jock. in popular culture. A bro magnon is usually defined by a desire to gain acceptance among his peers. The Bro Magnon or "Bro-mag" usually "gets all of the girls," which usually means mindless skanks. Bro magnons often engage in gang style rituals to gain status and power withen the tribe.

Look at that pack of Bro magnons, look at those whores on their arms. I bet they don't have a combined I.Q. of 30.

Bro magnons? i hate those knuckle-dragging morons.

by NotoriousBUD June 3, 2006

lil bro

some one who is fucking stupid and think's he's cool

Example a: What does lil bro think he is

by hcdczbfsdbvc h9301q March 2, 2023

lax bro

a lax bro is a guy who plays the dope sport called lax. He acts pretty gay, using language like “broski” , “stoked”, and “brah” to communicate with other fellow lax bro members. They grow their hair to their shoulders which is known as “the flow”. 99.999% of the time a lax bro is white and originates from the east coast of America. They drive yachts, get hoes, and wear preppy clothing like vineyard vines polos, madras, rainbow reefs, high white socks, and hemp necklaces. Some common lax bro names are Shawn, Chad, Todd, Brian, and Brett. Lax is their god, and he will always come first. #BrosBeforeHoes #LaxBeforeHoes

*Arrives at Nantucket*

Cassie: “Wow, so many hotties! What species are they?!”

Chelsea: “They are known as the lax bros.”

by Shookums666 August 15, 2018

bros with benefits

Straight dudes who share hand jobs and blow jobs, maybe kissing if they're really open minded.

I guess I'm looking for a bros with benefits arrangement (Craigslist).

by lonely old dude November 18, 2013

Bro

Any guy wearing white-framed sunglasses.

See that douche over there in the white-framed sunglasses playing grab-ass and frisbee? Yeah that guy is a total bro

by Flatfoot December 23, 2009

Bro 💀

Tik Toker Haterloverych's Fan given name.

Can be used with the skull at the end of bro.
Most Commonly used with The skull being at the end of the sentence

1.) Bro can read now 💀
2. Bro 💀 is smiling now

by Kø January 28, 2022

Bro Experience

Anything you do with your best bro that you'll remember for the rest of your bro life.

I smoked for the first time with my bro Jason and we're not gonna do it again. But damn, that was a fuckin' good bro experience.

by Jich Broh May 25, 2009