brian kemp

Someone who blatantly cheats right in front of you and then accuses you of cheating.

Did you see that dude pull a brian kemp at Scrabble yesterday? What a stinky dollop of santorum!

by glarbl blarbl November 7, 2018

Dirty Brian

The act of inserting a whole roll of Soothers cough sweets into your anus.

Sideways.

Hey wanna match me Dirty Brian this bitch?

by OhShitItsDavidBLAIN December 18, 2010

Brian Fisher

A huge shit on a 100 dollar bill which is then given to a fast food drive thru teller in exchange for food.

Drivin tru a drive thru, you then hand a brian fisher to the lady, most likely you will have the cops called

by Mr. MIKE LOWRY July 8, 2009

pulling a brian

missing in action (MIA) for hours or days at a time

not answering calls and or falling asleep when you have made plans, thats pulling a brian

by djsfx November 3, 2012

brian peek

staying alive last and then going for exit frags and still losing gunfights

Guy 1: guys im gonna save it's 1v4 *holds angle and dies*
Guy 2: certified brian peek bro

by yassoswag March 30, 2022

Brian Joseph

The 420th US President, first ever BROWN president. He helped defeat the Mecha Neo Nazis with Cyborg Hitler in Germany, thus stopping WWLXIX. He made JoJo's Bizarre Adventure the fourth national emergency service. He resurrected George Washington, and he was then awarded the "The Presidential Medal of Freedom" by the 69th US President: Hirohiko Araki. Unfortunately his presidential term and his life was cut short after he was assassinated by his arch enemy: P.Kashi. We later found out that he was assassinated because of the fact that he did not turn in an assignment that somehow made P.Kashi go beserk and kill him while he was remembering the fallen in WWXXX.

Man do I miss Brian Joseph, he truly was the greatest president ever.

by P.K Hamron September 30, 2019

The Brian Williams

When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.

Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.

by Archanimal February 8, 2015