Brian Slade

The androgynous, sexy, self-destructive glam rock superstar that happens to be the main character in Todd Haynes' movie Velvet Goldmine. That's what you get when you mix 75% David Bowie and 25% Dorian Gray. Also known as his stage alter-ego Maxwell Demon. Played by beautiful Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Bowie fan: Isn't David Bowie awesome?
"Velvet Goldmine" fan: Yeah, but I prefer Brian Slade.
Bowie fan: Erm, that guy doesn't exist, he's just a bad copy of Ziggy Stardust.
"V. G." fan: I don't care, he's freaking awesome!

by Rashi101 November 16, 2010

brian kemp

Someone who blatantly cheats right in front of you and then accuses you of cheating.

Did you see that dude pull a brian kemp at Scrabble yesterday? What a stinky dollop of santorum!

by glarbl blarbl November 7, 2018

Dirty Brian

The act of inserting a whole roll of Soothers cough sweets into your anus.

Sideways.

Hey wanna match me Dirty Brian this bitch?

by OhShitItsDavidBLAIN December 18, 2010

Brian Fisher

A huge shit on a 100 dollar bill which is then given to a fast food drive thru teller in exchange for food.

Drivin tru a drive thru, you then hand a brian fisher to the lady, most likely you will have the cops called

by Mr. MIKE LOWRY July 8, 2009

pulling a brian

missing in action (MIA) for hours or days at a time

not answering calls and or falling asleep when you have made plans, thats pulling a brian

by djsfx November 3, 2012

brian dickerson

a little bitch that lives in ohio, thinks ohio is cool. and is a bitchy bimbo and a whore... he sleeps with any white girl, with brown hair, that is short. likes to make his friend lexi upset alot and is mean. hes really hot i guess, and can be super sweet... on occasion.

me: "brian i thought you were a changed man"
brian: "oh no im not"
me: "i know, you always gonna be a whore... i mean you are the BRIAN DICKERSON"

by bitchybimbo3 August 13, 2019

The Brian Williams

When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.

Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.

by Archanimal February 8, 2015