Brad

(Verb) to seemingly ignore someone talking to you, it mostly happens on accident but only happens on people not named brad, if it happens on someone named brad, it wasn't an accident

“Are you brading me?” “*oblivion*” “*eye roll*”

by Exhaustpipefucker June 30, 2021

Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.

Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!

by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012

Brad Whitehouse

Fucking Awesome.

heyy you know Brad Whitehouse?
"yeah hes Awesome"

Not Awesome, Fucking Awesome"

you know Jake Thompson?
"yeah hes Awesome to"

by ImNotGod December 4, 2011

brad lynch

sexy and you know it

this is for you from brad lynch

by bradmaniac January 8, 2012

Just brad

n. Used to describe the biggest douchebag at the party. An annoying shady tool that likes to tell buzz kill stories about his tow boat company. No game with the ladies especially noelle thompson. Sidekick's names are Anthony and Katie.

A just brad comment such as "so I was on the lake at my tow boat job and bro, seriously, there were like 20 foot waves"

Also, the repercussions of saying a "just brad" comment may include getting sent home from most parties.

by Non-shady bastard December 8, 2011

Brad

Beautiful skinhead

Brad has a beautiful skinhead trim

by Vantage fitness November 24, 2021

Brad

BRAD, incredible charming, good looking, thoughtful and loving. He is passionate in everything he does. Extremely confident. One helluva story teller. A trouble maker but also a problem solver. He’s down to earth and easy to talk too. Has powerful intuition, he’s right about most things. Can be your best friend or your worst enemy! Is absolutely amazing in bed! Likes to get freaky. Is a gentleman and notice’s the little things. Highly intelligent. Acts like a crazy little kid sometimes. Always the most fun at parties. You will never be bored with a Brad. He is also a great provider and will love you unconditionally. If you find a Brad you should never let him go. They are a rare beautiful find.

I met Brad today, omg I’m in love!

by Crazycrosser November 23, 2021