Clothes Boner

When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.

Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.

by ankvnoat752 February 21, 2010

Cash Boner

A big wad of coins in a pocket or wallet causing a boner-like bulge. Could be a hard-on for spending aforesaid cash.

man 1> i notice you bought the most expensive beer on the bar
man 2> yea I had a cash boner.

by padalac October 23, 2011

Cotton Boner

When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.

"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"

"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"

"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"

"I fuck sheep..."

by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012

boner gazing

LOOKING AT AN ERECT PENIS INTENSELY, IN COMPLETE AWE AND ADORATION OF ITS BEAUTY.

SPENDING HOURS LOOKING AT ERECT DICKS; AROUSED BY THE SIGHT OF ERECT DICKS TO THE POINT OF BEING DICKNOTIZED.

"Bro, I just spent 8 hours boner gazing and masturbating."

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by Fully Rigid January 16, 2014

boner fro

Wild, untamed male pubic hair

Did you see the boner fro on Arnold? Some lucky girl is gonna need a machete to find the D

by djangles April 25, 2014

Tail boner

When a characters tail from a video game/ anime Rises Up Like a normal boner

Hot guy or girl Hey! You look cute ;)

CatGirl * blushes * Th..ank you * gets tail boner *

Hot guy or girl : Did you just get a Tail boner?

Catgirl: NO BAKA!

by Anime gaming Japanese January 27, 2020

Tremendous boner

A huge... huge erected penis.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.

He : Dude... It's HUGE

She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.

*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*

by VickyVixen December 25, 2009