Drake Bell. He was only awesome in Drake and Josh. But other than that, he's a complete fucking ass. And now, he's a registered sex offender due to him endangering and grooming a 15 year old girl. What a complete fucking dumbass. His music sucks. His personality makes you wanna punch him in the mouth so many times until he looks like a tweaker. Josh Peck from Drake and Josh wants nothing to do with him and I don't blame him at all. If you still like Drake Bell, then you're just plain old stupid. Just saying.
Drake Bell fan: "OMG! Drake is so hot, his music is so fantastic!"
Me: "Well, how about you go to church and ask God for your forgiveness because you're literally a fan of a fucking sex offender!"
Drake Bell fan: "You're just jealous because he's more nicer and more better looking than you are!"
Me: "Nah, I'm not jealous. He just sucks ass. Maybe if you have a fucking brain then you would for real understand!!"
Me: "Well, how about you go to church and ask God for your forgiveness because you're literally a fan of a fucking sex offender!"
Drake Bell fan: "You're just jealous because he's more nicer and more better looking than you are!"
Me: "Nah, I'm not jealous. He just sucks ass. Maybe if you have a fucking brain then you would for real understand!!"
by Shb99 February 03, 2022
by Senorita June 05, 2007
Ealy Bell is my everything!
by Tyyyyluuuur. January 25, 2011
I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.
by YAWA May 13, 2015
The underneath of your helmet is so creamy and ridden with soft squiggy cheddar that even bleach cant get through its thick exterior. Much like a dairylea
Joe: Paddy check under my hood!
Paddy: Shit joe, thats one DairyLea bell
Joe: Na i've seen worse
Paddy: You don't get worse than a DairyLea bell, surely?
Joe: You should of seen my Burger sauce bell last week
Paddy: Oh yer, i had one of them. Phil had to get the wire brush out on me
Joe: Yeh even then it struggles to come off
Paddy: Yeh the scars tell there own story
Paddy: Shit joe, thats one DairyLea bell
Joe: Na i've seen worse
Paddy: You don't get worse than a DairyLea bell, surely?
Joe: You should of seen my Burger sauce bell last week
Paddy: Oh yer, i had one of them. Phil had to get the wire brush out on me
Joe: Yeh even then it struggles to come off
Paddy: Yeh the scars tell there own story
by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 23, 2010
The person in your life who will always, at any time of the day or night, regardless of current circumstances, drop whatever they are currently doing, and go to Taco Bell with you.
See also: Bell Buddy Forever
See also: Bell Buddy Forever
I was so hangry after the bars closed last night, I called up my Bell Buddy and we chowed down on some tacos.
by Lunchbox333 February 27, 2020
When you take a shit that is so long that as it falls from your ass, it leans forward and bumps into the back side of your balls like clanging a bell.
by jackwagon99 January 28, 2018