Helicopter Battle

The act of a male performing the ‘helicopter dick’ and battling a ceiling or standing fan, also with his penis.

Doctor: So how did you slice your penis in half?

Me: I had a ‘helicopter battle’.

Doctor: Every DAMN time.

by InfiniteShoX October 4, 2017

battle rat

Battle rats are sidekicks of booger wolfs... Just been threw a little more... Also Hood rats prepared for battle

Them hole in the wall bars. Stay with some battle rats in there

by AkRiteAllGood November 28, 2016

Battle Royale

An online game where a large group of characters try to kill and survive each other. Most Battle Royales are cancer and absolute shit. These perimeters include Player Unknown Battle Grounds (PUBG), Fortnite, and Apex Legends, and an unquantifiable amount of ripoff.

Trash: Have you played this Battle Royale?
Not Trash: Go fuck yourself.

by Where's The Fucking Donuts March 9, 2019

Battle Scars

Self Harm scars. Many people refer to Self Harm scars as Battle Scars. Because some people look at them and it’s a reminder that they survived.

Sarah: "Yes, I have battle scars."
Joe: "What are battle scars?"
Sarah: "It's what I refer to my self harm scars as"
Joe: "That's actually cool, but i'm sorry you went through that"

by astridsplusearth June 25, 2023

Battle Broyale

a physical, testosterone-driven conflict between a comically excessive number of bro (usually opposing bro squads), especially when the aforementioned bros are inebriated and the offense in question is either petty or even nonexistent. Once this pseudo-offense occurs, a battle broyale will escalate extremely rapidly and must resolve of its own volition. It is best for bystanders to remain uninvolved and, if necessary, diverge themselves from the path of the conflict. Signs of an impending battle broyale include, but are not limited to: aggressive body posture of the general bro assembly; the removing of any remaining polos, tap out, affliction (ect.) shirts; the bowing of chests (bare or otherwise); statements like "WTF Bro?". All bros involved in a battle broyale, inebriated as they are, will leave it believe they are clearly the victor and making claims such as, "you should see the other guy!" It is for this reason that battle broyales are a frequently reoccurring event in brodom.

as a subject: The bros bumped shoulders and a battle broyale began forthwith.

as an object: His need to brotect Derrick resulted in a colossal battle broyale.

by music man 41 August 10, 2010

a battle cat

If you already know what a cat is then, we'll let you know that the word battle means that you're basically comitting ww2 all over again.

oh no! The germans are using a battle cat against us!

by Mikkhal and Axuel April 26, 2017

Like Battle

Where two people "like" each other's posts on Facebook repeatedly.

Usually found in couples, these like battles can go on for hours, even days.

Here's how it works: Person A posts a status. Person B likes the status, then replies. Person A likes Person B's comment, and replies again. Person B likes Person A's comment, then replies. And so on.

(Facebook Status)

Bob: So excited for the weekend!
Megan likes this.

Megan: Can't wait to see you! ;)
Bob likes this.

Bob: Don't forget to bring the stuff!
Megan likes this.

Megan: Okay, see ya.
Bob likes this.

Bob: Bye! :)
Megan likes this.

Megan: Bye! ;)
Bob likes this.

John: Hey nice like battle you got going on here.
Megan and Bob like this.

by Facebook McDoodle November 23, 2011