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bashful bladder

Bashful bladder is stage fright is shy bladder is pee shy is pee anxiety and is paruresis which is a social phobia which means whenever you are away from your home toilet you can't piss no matter how bad you have to go and develop a strange, noticeable, tender bulge in the area below your belly button.
When you have bashful bladder your 9 hour day at high school, at work, at a rock concert, or at a football game is pure, excruciating hell, the revenge of too much chlorinated water or too many cans of Bud and sphincters that won't budge.
by Clean Fil February 18, 2005
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ol' dirty bastard

one of the founding members of wu-tang clan,Died in nov 2004.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die" R.I.P. O.D.B.
by Entoxica November 16, 2004
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bass

A misunderstood and underestimated instrument. Some retards with no musical sense think that a bass player is a lesser form than a guitar player but they don't realise that in many songs, a guitar would sound very shitty without the bass. Same goes for the guitar, a bass sounds... boring without a guitar. The two go hand in hand, whether added synthetically or actually played. I am a bassist and I have never layed hands on a guitar, they just don't interest me. So alot of bassists aren't failed guitarist. I chose to be a bassist because I love the sound and have an appreciation for its importance.
by Evil Bella January 7, 2004
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chuck bass

The man you love to hate and hate to love. He has a good heart and hides it well.
by ceepee33 May 16, 2015
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basco

an even further modification of the phrase hot sauce. used to refer to something that is awesome. short for tabasco, a hot sauce.
1: did you go out last night?
2: yea man i hit up tiffany's party and ended up hookin up with her sister
1: damn that's basco. i wish i had gone.
by grubbermeifter December 16, 2008
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Leach-Bashing

The action of bashing someone who has no life and tends to hang around their highschool after they've graduated. Disregard those who attend college in the same town but aren't seen by people, constantly, at their highschool/highschool functions. Derived by Canyon High School.
Guys, no Leach-Bashing!
by T.A.M.D. February 23, 2011
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veiny triumphant bastard

1. The huge, veiny, pulsing mass of erect glory that is the male penis.

2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.
1. My dick.

2. Yeah, I beat you in mw2, no big deal. It was only 10-1.
You veiny triumphant bastard.
by napolean butterscotch July 12, 2010
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