barbie talk

We a conversation that should be more complex is made simple, as if it was said like kids playing barbies.

"Can I get a job here?"
"Okay, you're hired."
"Dude, that was total barbie talk."

by ajhdhvbads October 9, 2008

Barbie Vette

A nickname for the C4 (1984-1996) Chevrolet Corvette, due to it being the same style Corvette that Mattel gave Barbie and the fact it is a less desirable and "cheaper" Corvette than most other Corvette body styles.

fred: Hey, I saw a Corvette today for sale

Charlie: What year?

Fred: I don't know, it was a Barbie Vette

by Jiels_liken April 11, 2009

barbie head

someone who talks a lot.

This girl will not shut up, she's such a barbie head.

by A. Rich January 6, 2010

Barbie Juice

Mix of Barbiturate (check wiki) with anything you want

fucc that lean i wanna some barbie juice man

by Khwally Pwotter June 30, 2016

Feckless barbie

Ivanka Trump.

We had hoped that The presidents daughter would keep the president from being an egotistical dictator but she’s merely feckless Barbie.

Pretty and useless.

by Commiemommie June 12, 2018

Shardy Barbie

Female Methamphetamine Addict.

Often found endlessly primping and prepping themselves in front of the mirror, trying to clear up that one zit that's now the size of a dime because she wont leave it alone. Sometimes found clustered in hotel rooms with coloring books and three thousand colored pens. They skinny with bones and all, cause they don't eat. What teeth? Is that why they don't eat?

Aaawww, look, the shardy barbies have made up after one of them cut their shit with bath salts and gave everyone the worst week ever.

by White Trash Astronaut December 30, 2019

Suburban Barbie

a young woman who grew up in the suburbs with an education and community involvement, but she also has the swag and style of the posterchild. The unique combination of brains and beauty is what makes her a star and love of those who come in contact with her.

Suburbs, Barbie, Suburban Barbie

by Ms.Understood aka Ms.J November 17, 2009