Height Blindness

Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2

I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness

by CrustyBitch June 1, 2019

Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.

Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.

by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010

A Blind Sniper

A person whose skills are insanly good at shooters or at games in general

Why does he always beat me?
He's A Blind Sniper you have no chance against him.

by TrueSmolPP November 22, 2021

blind citing

The practice of citing to authorities that are either irrelevant or which do not support the proposition for which they are being cited. See also blind cite.

Instead of addressing the substance of my arguments, Jeff just continued blind citing me.

by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017

coffee-blind

a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java

"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."

by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011

cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

by ManMan36 May 16, 2016

Blind Elephant

A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.

Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.

by koala11111111 March 7, 2011