Alex

A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.

Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.

*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.

by sadfacesimp September 9, 2020

Alex

A FUCKING SIMP

Friend 1 “hey dude wanna go hang out at the park“
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”

by Alex=simp April 18, 2020

Alex

A person who completely dominates hotdogs during consumption.

"Did you see alex eat that hotdog? He's a real glizzy gobbler."

by Aidnjjbbhvvyy August 10, 2020

Alex

People named Alex tend to be rather emo and many of times, have homosexual tendencies. People named Alex are huge fans of the well known band, Weezer. They ar4ee huge music enjoyers, ESPECIALLY Weezer.

"You know Alex?"
"The emo one?"
"Yeah man, what an emo ass"

by Cissified April 30, 2022

Alex

This man is a gamer he is a boi of goodness he will please you anytime of the week he can Rock Your World he is your best friend till the end never let go of this god

I love Alex he is awesome!

by The Epic g4mer December 17, 2019

Alex

Alex is a girl who doesn’t know she’s beautiful. All the guys think she’s gorgeous and she has no idea. She prefers to be called Alex instead of Alexandra. She loves her family through thick and thin. Alex is smart and a great person to have a laugh with. She’s very accepting and forgiving. She doesn’t follow the crowd and can get very nostalgic. Millenials piss her off sometimes. Alex isn’t blind to what’s important in life. Take your time to appreciate her because she’ll always be there. She also loves dogs.

Person 1: Damn that girl is not afraid to bash someone who deserves it.

Person 2: Yup, that’s Alex.

by PrettyBoyBeef January 16, 2019

Alex

all bitches blow him hottest guy ever single rn girls hit up

hey Alex!

by Carrotstick1231 February 16, 2018