Adult Daycare

Adult Daycare is prison. You spend all day eating, doing "art", and playing with fellow adults your age while you're also taken care of by the prison and your daddy Bubba.

Kid: "Mom where's my dad?"
Mom: "He's in Adult Daycare sweetie."

by Spidermanismymomanddaddy November 25, 2021

Adult Chicken Nuggets

A term for boneless wings of various flavors from you local bar.

Yo, You wanna hit up buffalo wild for some adult chicken nuggets?

by GreatScottTheMoon November 25, 2021

Dietary adulterer

One who often cheats on their diet by eating things that are restricted to it.

Am I eating junk food again? I guess I’m a dietary adulterer.

by Dray’s Dictionary December 1, 2021

Adult

Someone that flushes the toilet

Wow! I love how that adult flushed the toilet.

by Bob11395 February 27, 2024

Adult pacifier

Alcohol, sex, drugs. Things adults use to pacify themselves when life gets overwhelming.

I can’t believe I’m really raw dogging life now. I don’t drink smoke or have sex. No more adult pacifiers!

by badbtchesgetit March 24, 2024

Adult-minor

An adult-minor is used in a text, such as someone older than the victim of someone who is 10+ years less than them.

Grandpa of catholicity of the gay children: I’m lonely, no one likes me.

Victim: it’s okay, I think you’re pretty.

Grandma of the catholicity of the gay catholic children: how old are you?

Victim: I’m 21 years old

Grandma of the catholicity of the gay catholic children: I’m 34 years old, would you be with me.

Victim: Ofc

Victim is an adult-minor, due to the fact of them being 10 years less than them, therefore the grandpa of catholicity of catholic gay children is a adult-minor hitter.

by Xoxogay22 July 10, 2022

Adulting

Adulting: When one becomes an adult only too realise they wasted their childhood wishing to become one. This often occurs when one comes to the reality of taxes, work and actual responsibility.

"oh man have you seen Jones?"
"yea bro I think adulting really took a hit on him"

by meeza45 June 8, 2022