Pope in a Bathroom

A nicer, politer way to say, "Holy crap." This is based on the Pope being holy and most normal people shitting in a bathroom.

Chuck: I just killed a man.
Bruce: Okay....
Chuck: Without using a roundhouse kick.
Bruce: Pope in a bathroom!

by Oh noes! May 20, 2009

Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Fries

Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.

Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.

by BadMouthTacos June 14, 2011

poppin a wazzy

taking a crap on the toilet...apparently

paul was poppin a wazzy while he was on the phone with abbe

by wazzy poppers January 16, 2009

is the pope a nazi?

variant of the phrase "is the pope catholic?"; a response to a question for which the answer is obvious.

Maria: "Do you have to work tomorrow?"

Jesus: "Is the pope a nazi?"

by Ginchy Anders May 8, 2007

Popping a Reno

When a man with an average to below average penis gets a powerful, determined, erection, that means business. Being that Reno is the biggest little city in the world, the state of the erection makes it the biggest little erection in the world.

She was so hot last night; I was totally popping a Reno!
A Reno?
Yeah, the biggest little boner in the world.

by Sexy Half-Mexi February 24, 2010

popped a jimmy

A boner resulting from an unexpected occurrence.

"How was the movie Charles?"
"Pretty good Matt, halfway through Jennifer Aniston started blowing a banana and not going to lie but I popped a jimmy so big it knocked over my popcorn!"

by WillithanSmith January 10, 2014

popped a walnut

When a man loses his anal virginity. Similar to "popping a cherry" for women, but with nuts...

I went to the club expecting to find a woman, but instead I popped a walnut

by texagg57 March 7, 2016