Phantom Piss

Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.
Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss
by The ‘High’ Cleric March 17, 2020
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Phantom Bacon

When you wake up to the smell of heavenly bacon, only to realize that there IS. NO. BACON.
Rob chased the smell of bacon through the house only to find the kitchen empty. The Phantom Bacon had tricked him again.
by Whyzee February 28, 2012
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Phantom Shit

when you fart very slowly and it feels warm and wet and almost like you shit yourself
Guy 1: Oh no, I think I just shat myself, something came out all warm and wet
Guy 2: Check your underwear to make sure
Guy1: Dont worry it was only a phantom shit
by damharvs June 28, 2016
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The Red Phantom

This is a legend about a woman known as the Red Phantom. It is about a witch in Kentucky that could make her soul leave her body and rape her victims in their sleep. Over time the victim becomes obsessed with her human form. They will see her and wonder where they know her from. They become obsessed with the witch. It will eventually drive them mad and they end up killing themselves. It's reported that all the victims were virgins. Alex age 26 was her first victim. In his last text to his friend, it mentioned him having these sexual dreams every night, and he considered himself no longer a virgin because the dreams were so vivid. Alex was found dead, drowned in his goldfish bowl 1 hour after the text was sent. Alex's back had claw marks that infected his skin. Pieces of glitter where imbedded in his flesh.
Bruh, I think Katy is The Red Phantom, everyone is crazy about her!
by Coolbreezex82x July 13, 2022
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Phantom Fox

A Metaphor for someone that That is Unpredictable And Reveals Itself unexpectedly and Has Heightened Sense Of awareness And Is Very Swift Like a Fox as a Spirit animal while the phantom side is When He/She comes out of Nowhere then goes back to being hidden.
He/She Was Very mysterious I barley see Him/Her but when I’m having trouble with something He/She comes out of nowhere like a phantom And is as swift as a Fox So when You Put those words together It become Phantom Fox.
by Masked Oni August 18, 2019
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phantom reply

The occurance where you thought you've replied to a text, but only in your head.
Person 1: Hey man, we still on for today?
*5 minutes pass*
Person 1: Hey, dude, you there?
Person 2: Oh God I'm so sorry dude, I thought I replied to you. Damn phantom reply! Yeah we're good for today.
Person 1: Lmao idiot.
by RobyYe November 30, 2015
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Phantom Menage

A Menage a Trois where one of the people involved is not aware of it being a three-way. More points are awarded the longer the "victim" is kept unawares of the third party.
"Were you at the party last night? Steve and Rob ended up in a Phantom Menage with Cindy! you should have heard her freak when she found out!"
by Bone Stoner December 19, 2009
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