A thick twat. Has absolutely no knowledge of what they are talking about and you can see straight through their bullshit.
Steve said women can't cum through oral sex because he's been told by a doctor. He's a phantom of knowledge that twat.
by Trebor J January 12, 2017
Get the phantom of knowledgemug. 'She's been on like a diet since like 2002, wtf is wrong with those like phantom calories.' - Elaine
by 'Filthy Mortal Child' July 28, 2018
Get the Phantom Caloriemug. by Big Balls Falls December 31, 2018
Get the The Phantom Lives!mug. Phantom cock is a disease that makes your dick disappear and reappear from reality at random intervals
by Sexy fax machine February 11, 2022
Get the Phantom cockmug. The mysterious flushing of automatic toilets even though you haven't sat down or removed yourself from the toilet seat.
Individual sits on toilet to do their “business”. Suddenly the toilet proceeds to make 2 - 3 "phantom flushes" even though all they've done is shifted in the seat or reached for some toilet paper. Sometimes no movement is necessary to trigger this effect.
by confused23 February 22, 2010
Get the phantom flushmug. Rob chased the smell of bacon through the house only to find the kitchen empty. The Phantom Bacon had tricked him again.
by Whyzee May 22, 2012
Get the Phantom Baconmug. driving to a familiar location while thinking about something else without realizing you are driving to the wrong location.
I was so busy thinking about what I was going to do today, on the way to work I realized that I was phantom driving to the grocery store instead.
by munch68 August 28, 2013
Get the phantom drivingmug.