muff scrunch

One grabs a muff and scrunches it - using a motion you would to scrunch paper. Can also be followed up with scratch and sniff.

I got muff scrunched this morning.

by SpudDud December 9, 2016

Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

by Labial Licker November 5, 2019

Muffe Time

When a person dresses up as a fucking fat moron and has fun

Person 1: did you see jerry yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah he was a really having a Muffe Time

by Jaryl Haymen April 2, 2019

hairy muff

A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair

That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!

by Hairymuff101 April 11, 2019

muff buddy

muff buddy - Either party in the muff diving formula. One party provides the pussy, the other eats it. Like a fuck buddy, but this is only oral, only pussy.

“She’s got some eager muff buddys lined up every week for her muff diving urge.”

by coolforthesummer15 October 12, 2017

Stuffed Muff

When two dudes eat one girl out at the same time.

"Dude, me and J-Rad almost touched tongues while hitting a Stuffed Muff on Stacey last night."

by My Guy Craig October 15, 2017

Muff Monster

Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.

I heard she was a total muff monster.

by Penni234 March 10, 2018