Crispy

When your parents or someone old gets baked or high

Mom are you crispy?

by Emu42069 January 4, 2018

Crispy

(programming, especially in relation to database query languages): a query is 'crispy' if it will technically run in a database, but it is extremely over-done and unnecessarily confusing.

He got the right answer, but that query sure is crispy.

by BlazingGardener February 22, 2024

Crispy on the Inside

When a white cracker boy understands the nigglet slang.

Yo that craka be talking like a nigga.
Yea bro hes "Crispy on the inside"

by TheAssEater2000 May 17, 2016

Crispy

When an individual is beyond the normal hangover and is concurrently experiencing levels of grief simultaneously. Most likely this individual will wake up and not know where they are or who they are with. And also most likely is over the age of 30.

When I woke up to take the dogs out, Brittnee woke up all crispy and questioned where she was.

by Bteets June 13, 2022

Crispy

An exceptionally strong or buff person, especially if their appearance or personality seems frail.

That old man is really crispy-he can lift 100 pounds.

by Miku Miku oo-ee-oo June 12, 2024

crispy, juicy, tender

it is the description for your mo- I mean a chicken sandwich, a crispy, juicy, tender sandwich.

person #1 : mmmmmm this sandwich is so good.
person #2 : oh yeah? describe it in three words.
person #1 : hmmm crispy, juicy, tender.

by tottallynotgay January 16, 2024

crispy on the inside

It means to be like super pale white on the outside but, they are still able to understand the blacks.

Man that white nigga be crispy on the inside.

by TheAssEater2000 May 21, 2016