Ask Your Mom

The common yet clever response to use when asked about your sexuality.

Guy #1 - Hey dude, are you gay?

Guy #2 - Ask your mom.

by Altai January 19, 2010

your mom's box

The last thing to be said before one leaves or exits for what may be the final time; famous last words.

IE: If you are radio DJ's leaving work on Friday not knowing if you will be back because one of your on air contests went awry in a Church, the last thing they say as their shift ends is, "Your mom's box."

by Grizzly April 21, 2003

Your mom's tits

Its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. Its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.

Bro 1: Hey man you smell like shit

Bro 2: Your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today

Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around

Bro 2: So do your mom's tits

by Dumpster Bagel July 1, 2009

marshmallow your mom

It's a sex act that Phil Lester has mentioned in the recent Halloween baking video

I'll marshmallow your mom's face

by Dilddy Lestowell October 31, 2017

Your mom gay

Your mom gay no u

Your mom gay is a saying that a human says to destroy another humans life

by Pussydestoyer690 May 21, 2018

your mom's face

Considered to be the "next level" in the progression of the your mom insult meme. Perhaps even more meaningless than your mom, if used in seriousness it indicates the speaker is either drunk, drained of insults, or has truly been scraped from the bottom of the gene pool. If used properly in jest and in conjunction with biznatch and other psuedo-ghetto terms it can lead to hilariously nonsensical conversations.

Speaker 1: You're ugly.
Speaker 2: Your mom is ugly.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face is ugly.

Speaker 1: You should give me that book.
Speaker 2: Your mom should give you that book.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face should give me that book, biznatch.
Speaker 2: Heezy, don't get up in my jive. Your grandmom's face is going to give me that book or I will bust a cap in your grill.
Speaker 1: Your great-grandmom's face is going to bust a cap in your grill.
Etc.

by NineBirds January 21, 2004

Your mom's perfume

What I smell like.

Kid: Mmm you smell good!
Kid 2: Its your mom's perfume.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021