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Warming Wieners

(verb) Feeding someone in specific at a potluck.

Originated in Ireland, rumors circulate that Conor Mcgregor's ancestors loved warming wieners.
Y'know, Sarah is really got at Warming Wieners. She did an excellent job warming my wiener at the last potluck!
by Molcancoolguy64 November 29, 2024
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speeder wiener

When some guy does so much speed or coke his penis losses blood flow and shrinks down a lot till they come down.
TM is such a bitch tammy went to fuck him but his dick was only a speeder wiener pencil nub. LMAO lets go tell him its permanent.
by MiSFiT9083 October 17, 2015
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wicked wieners

the wicked wieners, also known as ww, is a group chat on twitter based around the reggie webber fandom. they are generally chaotic people but they love each other as if they were family. this group chat was started after reggie’s minecraft server “jasonnashville” was released.
hey have you guys seen what wendy posted?
about the wicked wieners?
yes! they are so crazy
by jayjlx January 30, 2020
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Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014
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winner vs. wiener

A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.
To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.
by QuacksO October 28, 2022
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Wiener Linien

Wiener Linien is the mom of the group AKA the designated driver who makes sure, that everyone gets home safely. She is very environmentally conscious and constantly talks about climate protection. In her hometown she knows every spot, because she is always on the road! Wiener Linien gets along well with everyone - except with people who don't wear their FFP2 mask.
"Thx, Wiener Linien, for bringing my drunk ass home - even in the middle of the night."
"Where would I even go without you, Wiener Linien."
by Goldfish_Herbert November 30, 2021
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Wiener Dip

Your pecker splashes in the toilet while pooping.
Kyle the eskimo wiener dipped while taking a morning crap.
by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016
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