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Peaky Wanker

A person or loser constantly sharing inspirational quotes on social media usually threatening in some way and emblazoned on a picture of a fictional sociopath. Typically Tommy Shelby of Peaky Blinders.
"Jerry's wife left him again, look for our Facebook feed to be filled with Peaky Wanker memes..."
by DanLox May 21, 2021
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Danker Wanker

It's the definition of someone with the name hans.
Person1: Is that Hans over there?
Person2: Yeah he's a fucking danker wanker
by Purebred Failure June 18, 2016
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Lil Wanker

When your a teenager or Young adult and your babysitting your friends little brother, who is usually 13 or 14 in this case, and you come into his room and you catch him Wanking off to you. The babysitter is usually a Female when this occurs
Mother: How was my Little Angel?

Babysitter: I caught him being a Lil Wanker in his room jacking off to me
by Mr Hoe dim May 27, 2020
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Dog Wankerer

Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.
Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.
by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021
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Wanker notes

The contents of a porn magazine
Wanker notes. "I'll now go home and practise my adagio"
by Øystein72 April 23, 2008
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Kimono wanker

A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!
Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!
by Boom1986 May 31, 2019
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Lazy wanker

Australian slang

Fucking ugly or fat girls because you dont want to have a wank
How did you end up fucking that pig last night Bruce.

Well you know me mate I'm just a lazy wanker.
by Sprot December 28, 2011
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