Walmart

Another word for jacking off (AKA masturbation)

“I cant wait to Walmart tonight”
“What’s that?”

“Jacking off dumbass”

by Soapy00 June 21, 2021

Walmartitis

The negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a Walmart Superstore.

While Chris was shopping in Walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the Walmartitis

by pseudonymic_account September 1, 2013

white people Walmart

Your local Meijer department store. No bus route stops, and is located near the upscale suburbs. Poor minorities are just a thing of the past when you shop at Meijer.

Door dings are a thing of the past now that we shop at Meijer. Aka white people Walmart.

by All hail Caesar May 24, 2023

Walmart car

A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar

“Hey honey I have some errands to run, I’m taking the Walmart car”

by Yinzerman73 May 29, 2023

i got this mug from Walmart

Literally just so i can get a mug with that on it

Ima buy a mug that says "i got this mug from Walmart"

by RealScrabbleDictionary101 May 31, 2023

Walmart WTR

The true god's favorite car, also best sponsor car in gaming history

"I just LOVE the Walmart WTR!"

by MemeLord the 3rd June 10, 2023

Walmart Age Structured Population

There are at least two ways to define Age Structured Populations, and there are at least two ways to define The Walmart. Or you could be nice and talk to somebody, like a good Walmartian.

Do I Taylor situationally re. my Walmart Age Structured Population or may I ask a Population, or so, a Size?. .

by ElevenChooseThreePenguino March 2, 2023