green walmart

the big green dumpsters

Hey there boy, look what i found at the green walmart.

by budahead478 February 13, 2008

A Walmart Surprise

When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your

ass while licking it at the same time in a Walmart bathroom

Hey Jimbo open wide I'm about to give a Walmart Surprise.

by Niggaz in my butthole May 15, 2020

don't go to Walmart

A snarky way of saying "stay on target". (Since Walmart and Target are the two big department store chains in the US, saying "don't go to Walmart" is meant to conjure up the familiar phrase "star on target". )

While Jasper works with Becky on their joint science project, constructing a psychodelic ant farm, Jasper says "Hey I think the new Taco Bell on 4th street gets the order right more than any place in town."
Becky responds by handing him the super-glue and says "Jasper, don't go to Walmart on me."

by valleylad December 13, 2014

Work out Walmart

"Planet Fitness" a Health Club with a very low membership rate like 10 dollars a month. This is great for it's customers but owners of private gyms dislike them because it pushes them out of business. Private Clubs got very greedy asking for High Membership fees. Everyone can afford to belong to a Planet Fitness. The people that don't use the facility is the reason the rates are so low.

You wanna go to (random health club)?

And pay 60 dollars a month? Hell no I'm going to the Work Out Walmart

You mean Planet Fitness, Yea I'm down

by Pierre Radisson January 3, 2010

Lil Walmart

The art of having sex with a Walmart manager.

Next time I go to Walmart, I’m going to pull a “Lil Walmart” .

by SlobRoach June 8, 2020

Super Duper Walmart

In the future, when all lesser businessess have faded into the fogs of obscurity. Humanity will cluster around the last bastions of Pseudo-Capitalism. Including living quarters for all employees and shoppers alike, now people can TRUELY live the Walmart experience! Behold the age of the Super Duper Walmart.

Now that we can live at the new Super Duper Walmart, we don't ever have to leave!

by SquatcHman April 22, 2006

cheap walmart hooker

1. A hooker that hangs around Walmart

2 a slut the walks around Walmart all day looking for someone to fuck

3 an insult that started online often implying someone's mom is a hooker

1 hey Ben look at the cheap Walmart hookers I bet you can hire one later tonight

2 that lady's such a cheap Walmart hooker all she's doing is looking for poon

3 hey Ben your moms a cheap Walmart hooker

by Theeyelessmonster April 15, 2014