Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023

Wake Yo Game Up

The act of tightening your game up to avoid any slip ups or pitfalls due to lacking or being off your toes.

you better wake yo game up and stop slipping out here before you lose it all.

by Coffey BayB January 9, 2023

Chrissy wake up

The name of a cringe song made in 2021-2022. Seriously, please don’t sing this to me.

sentence 1: CHRISSY WAKE UP! I DONT LIKE THIS

sentence 2: Chrissy wake up is a bad song that should be forgotten.

by anonymous May 12, 2023

Wake Portal

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.

“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”

by FistiGuffs November 23, 2023

[S] Wake.

Homestuck Flash which shows:

Bec Noir Kills Dream Nepeta and Dream Feferi while destroying derse.
Aradia becomes god tier and time stops him.
Vriska becomes god tier and bullies Tavros before stabbing him and pushing him off a cliff.

Person 1: Did you see the new Homestuck Flash?
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: S Wake.
Person 2: Is it confusing?
Person 1: You’re damn right, it is.

by I like penguinssss December 3, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.

Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023