by LOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! December 27, 2019
A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
by FrenchOnion February 05, 2024
Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.
Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.
Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.
by Big Al. December 20, 2012
by Wu.(ake) en(duh) (sul)-(ate) April 03, 2017
A relatively new phrase, coined by the transition from the harassment of overweight individuals with the catchphrase "Weight Goals" that shifted to "Wei-Goals!" (sped-up) and finally ended up becoming "Wake gobs," which has now transitioned into the final phase, "Wake Gobbers."
The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."
The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."
Justin: What the hell, I just won the lottery yesterday.
Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!
Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!
by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023
Relatives you never see until there is a funeral in the family & they show up to act greedy, stir discontent within the family, or stuff their faces with as much free food as they can at the post funeral reception.
When granpap died, all the wake relatives we hadn't seen since gramma's funeral began showing up to see who would inherit what, to point fingers at who caused granpap's cancer, and to stuff their faces at the buffet afterwards.
by Ihor Ivanenko May 25, 2010
by dklfsdkljfsdkljgsklg October 09, 2021