Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

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Yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.

An incredibly mediocre orgasm, specifically when it's "the first time".

I had waited for months to finally have after prom sex with Steve, but then it was just yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.

by Drakoulias April 21, 2024

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I don’t believe you.

Jimbo: I have to call my mom
Jimbob: whatever

by I don’t believe you April 6, 2021

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by Cutiesskill November 30, 2019

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An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

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