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Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025
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tammy barbara valentine

guy: bro who hacked ur mom?
me: tammy barbara valentine?
by silly rabbit July 7, 2021
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Valentine 2019

A chocolate cake with strawberry filling and cinnamon icing. Sharing love, loyalty. It can be a partner, best friend or sibling!
Yahya was Iman’s Valentine 2019 ( they shared a cake)
by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019
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Valentine

the name of the sexiest shin luvr out there, sexy and NOT fat
Valentine is so hot
by Feyrris September 22, 2021
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Valentin

Synonym for "Beschränkt"
This is a Valentin guy
by kdajvlkfnbaoebfg February 1, 2022
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when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022
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