French victory

An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.
“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”

“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
by Virum_Vixen July 13, 2023
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Dutch Victory

See also: “Dutch Surrender”

A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.

Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.
I’ll take $200 Guilder for passing go and now I must leave to put new lacquer on my shoes.

But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.

I still win, I have the most hotels.

Typical Dutch Victory…..
by DoubleDutchman December 15, 2021
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European victory

Backwards victory sign signifying up your ass or nicely fuck you if need.
John:Hey fuck you man
Daniel:*holds up a European victory*
by EuropeWon November 29, 2023
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gravponic victory dance

a dance made when the editors on urbandictionary finally approve the word gravponics on their site. Since I have defined the word in its most basic form as it is just a portmanteau of 2 words. Ive also noticed that sometimes just because its funny they get approved.
When urban dictionary finally adds gravponics as a word on their site, i will dance around and sing i win, i win, i win, i win. That is the essence of the gravponic victory dance. Also see gravponics confusion and gravponics connundrum which also dont get approved no matter how funny i make these terms, urbandictionary wont approve it.
by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013
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swing a victory

someone can tell that has won after a competition,battle,etc.
- You're right,but if he defeats these 10 opponents, he could actually swing a victory.
by stacy22 August 30, 2009
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Victory Burrito

A burrito consumed after really good sex, typically eaten between the hours of 1 and 3 am
Dude I just ate a hella good Victory Burrito after fucking that bitch.
by catboi200 March 15, 2019
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victory minaj

To have power of someone or something in this case a ménage or a Minaj as it is spelled wrong on purpose
I want a daughter like Nicki aww man I promise ima turn her into a monster but no ménages.

Minaj is a play on word for menage therefore she or he is a victory Minaj
by VICTORY MINAJ December 31, 2020
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